As many of you know and to those of you who DON'T know, we are working on our 365 project! We are going to be doing a picture journal of sorts for one year! Each week the theme changes. Keep checking back for more and more pictures! Enjoy!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Ode To Erica's Computer Issues...

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,

and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,

then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,

and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,

then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,

that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;

then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,

'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,

and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,

then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,

and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

-Author Unknown (I should have added this last night when I posted ;)

5 comments:

Nila said...

You have missed your calling. Write children's books. Why don't you girls sit down together and write a children's musical. You have the imagination!

Jana McVay said...

As I read this ode, I was hearing it to the tune of a song my kids sing about the capitals and states of the U.S.!!! LOL great song! I mean ode! I agree Sis. Nila, they have great imagination and if we could just get their ADD under control a little, they might sit still long enough to create that children's book or play or whatever!! LOL

Bekki said...

Sigh. Unfortunately, I can't take credit for that one. I don't know the author...so I didn't post a name. lol. On the up side though...I know I COULD write something like that...so Erica...when do we start? LOL

Erica Rose said...

Thank you Bekki for clearing that all up for me!!!! LOL It sounded like Dr. Seuss! heheh! Yes we should start something! LOL

Sarrah D. said...

I love your title, it is so fitting.