In my Bible reading yesterday (YES, I am very far behind), I was reading about Noah and his sons. One of his sons was named Ham. Yes. Like the dead pig ham. It's no wonder he ended up cursed. Anyone named after a MEAT is just DOOMED.
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Moral: Don't name your child Steak, Bacon, Pork, Salami, Bologna or Turkey.
6 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If that wasn't a biased post on your Bible reading... I don't know what is!!! LOL You are too much!
LOL I came at it from my perspective. And in my perspective, anything that is named after a meat is doomed. LOL
ya'll are funny! bologna doesn't count though since its a conglomerate of meats... so it's not a pure meat. besides, it's so fun to say!
Jen, that is true. . . My dear friend Erica likes to eat Bolonga. YUCKY YUCKY YUCKY.
The song about it is pretty funny though.
What? I can't name my kid Turkey? That was the plan...come here you lil' Turkey!!! lol
Only if you named your other child Gravy or Stuffing.
That might be acceptable. . .
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